this is an ACTUAL conversation with my crush after I went on a trip and came back... Damn it, he can be SUCH AN IDIOT
Him: hey, how was it?
Me: great, thanks! I brought you something...
Him: really? Oh, so cute, what is it??
Me: >///> it's a pink stone...
Him: oh, does it have any meaning?
Me: *trying to get him get the hint* yep, it helps with LOVE, friendship and heart problems *I didn't invent it, it's actually true*
Him: oh, thanks! It will probably help me
Me: *u* really?!
Him: Yeah, thanks to you now I won't have a heart attack, it's great you think about it, but not very common ^^
Me: :iconemocornerplz: yeah... heart attacks... :iconfacepalmplz: